why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Are you a tree? No.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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sexual intercourse.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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