- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

scraggle is in you pillow case

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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