What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Racial Equality.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Paige

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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