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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the muffin say to the other muffin when they were in the oven? hi, im a muffin

Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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