Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

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How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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