A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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I am black.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Black Poeple

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Anti jokes are funny

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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