- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Black people

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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