- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

My jeans

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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