why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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