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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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A baby seal walks into a club

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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