Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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what happens when you wake up inception

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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