How's your mum? she's dead..

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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