The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Women's rights.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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smug face >:}

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Anti Joke

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