- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Knock Knock Come in!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??