Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Yes.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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