a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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How do magnets work?

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Gabe Mercado

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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