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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

Three bears take a bath Red bear asks for the shampoo Blue bear wants the soap Wait... That's not a joke, that's a Haiku

Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They were caucasian artists.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they get married and live happy together for the rest of their lives.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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