What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Womens rights.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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