- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

Poopsack Jones

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

An asian walks out of math class

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

I came.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

The glass is half an hour.

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