I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did you say? I don't know.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Jokes are funny.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Adam Sandler.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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