What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

why did the chicken cross the road.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

steves legs

Jews for Jesus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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