What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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