- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A man walks into a bar.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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