What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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girls basketball

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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