Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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hrih

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Kony 2012

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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