- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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