There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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i like cats

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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