why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

elen degeneres is straight....

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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