Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Cancer.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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