A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

i have yougurt with tractor

YA MAM, is a very nice person

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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