bitches be crafty.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

the jokes are repetitive on this site

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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