- Anti Joke

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Homosexuals are gay.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't