How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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