Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Rebecca Black

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Anti Joke

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