Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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