Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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No.

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BenWuzHear

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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