so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Mark Wilson

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Women's sports.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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