Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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