- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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