A baby seal walks into a club

black guy graduating high school

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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