What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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