Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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oooh look a banshee

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Wheelchair high jump

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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