- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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