- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Women's sports.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

2 women were sitting quietly

Breast cancer.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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