Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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