why did the man die? because he died.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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9/11

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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