What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What just hit my face? The floor

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Niki Minaj's ass

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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