Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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