How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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How do you make a Trucker cry? Kill his family and chop of his arms.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What did Steegers say when he lost his TARDIS? "The niggers stole it again!"

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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The 80's

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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