What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

pizzano is a tool.

What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

What's black, white and red all over? Multi- racial genocide.

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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