What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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peter charastabopouloulous

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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