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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Women's rights...

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

hi michael

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

guess what chicken butt

asian, do math

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

How many cows say moo? All of them

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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